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The Fall Of The Smurfs The Fall of the Smurfs I had hated Smurfs for the longest time. Their little blue forms annoyed me so, and their high-pitched voices made me want to smash the TV. So when I decided that I was going to take over their little village and make the Smurfs pay for what they had d one, I was going to go prepared. I bought an RV and outfitted it specially for the invasion. I anticipated being gone for several months, so the RV was well stocked with food and other supplies. As my main mission was to take over the Smurf village, I carried with me a number of nets and Smurf traps, all designed to exacting specifications, for the Smurfs were not stupid, and would avoid any ordinary traps. I also had a "playroom" and a well-stocked laboratory, where I would perform my experiments on my unwilling blue subjects. One side of the RV was lined with cages, each of which could hold two Smurfs comfortably. I set out on the first day of spring. The Smurfs are most active in the spring, when they run around smelling flowers and playing in the fields and generally being nuisances. I drove all day until I reached the borders of Smurfland. A little wooden gate, decorated with flowers and leaves, denoted the entrance to that happy place. I got down from the RV and kicked it over, smashing it with my foot. I then got my net and a heavy canvas bag and went out, looking for signs of Smurf. I found my first Smurf almost immediately. He was looking at his reflection in a puddle and whistling the Smurf's theme song. He was so stupid, he never even noticed me coming up behind him. I got close enough and whipped the net over his blue form. "Hey, why'd you do that?" "Shut up, you little blue creep", I walked up and looked down on him. He stared up at me indignantly, putting his blue hands at his hips. I knelt down, got my hand under the net, and ripped off that little white diaper thing all of the Smurfs wear. There he was, naked as sin, his little blue dick hanging out. His hands went down to cover himself, which I took as an opportunity to give him a good sharp thunk on the nose. As is well known, that will knock a Smurf out for about a minute. I took that opportunity to stuff him in the bag and carry him back to the RV. I put him in the cage and put a padlock on it, since Smurfs are well known for their escape abilities. I then went back out to continue the search. Hunting was good. By the time night fell, I had captured five Smurfs. One of them was the hated Handy Smurf, the others were just your average stupid Smurf. I took Handy out of his cage, holding him firmly so that he didn't squirm away. "Hey stop that, you can't do that!" "I can do whatever I want, you little prick", I popped him in a large glass bottle that he couldn't climb out of. He was still naked, as were all the other Smurfs, and he covered up his genitals with his hands again. "So what's your name?" "Handy Smurf." "How old are you?" "In Smurf years?" "Yes." "Twenty-three." "Get your hands up." "What?" "Get your hands up, you blue bastard." I reached in and thumped him on the head. His hands flew up to rub his head, which was when I grabbed them, put them behind his back, and tied them with a twisty-tie. His little blue dick was semi-hard, which I noted in my lab book. "Why Handy Smurf, you have a hard-on", I said. He blushed a darker shade of blue, but said nothing. His erection, though, grew even harder and longer, which is to say about an inch long. "So Handy Smurf, have you ever fucked Smurfette?" "Have I ever done what?" "Have you ever...smurfed her?" "Gosh...we Smurfs would never do that!" "Why not, Handy?" "Because Papa Smurf would get very mad at us. No one has ever smurfed Smurfette, its against the law." "So...don't you want to do it though?" He didn't answer, but he looked very uncertain. I had what I wanted though, so I put him back in his cage. I took eac... This is ONLY a preview of the article. If you would like to view the entire document, you must subscribe to Digital Term Papers. Please register below now! Digital Term Papers has over 63,000 essays, term papers, and book notes online. Many paper sites will charge you hundreds of dollars for a single paper. Digital Term Papers only charges $14.95 for a one month membership with instant account activation! Don't waste anymore time! Join NOW!!!
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